theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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