how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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