Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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