Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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