i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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