id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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