My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize
