I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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