Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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