38 yer olds are good kisserssss
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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