i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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