Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
