Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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