Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
