She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
bring money and cleavage
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Alive.
So much puke
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
