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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
