are you so shy because you have an std?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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