so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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