Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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