My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i just google imaged poop.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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