I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Randomize
