Dual....:-)
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
