How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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