Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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