my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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