Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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