youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
