Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just want to make out with him forever
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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