He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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