So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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