I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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