I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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