i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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