i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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