do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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