mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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