I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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