Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
