He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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