For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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