And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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