what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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