I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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