Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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