Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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