bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I had to cum in my sink.
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