I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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