im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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