He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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