her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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