Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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