i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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