I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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