butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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