I love watching others lives come down to our level.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
