i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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